#gifts - #(Gag Gift) how do I top last year's gag gift (Xmas) of a 10 Inch black rubber dildo fist and eyeliner for a co-worker (45m) with a great sense of humor?

Something ridiculous that will keep the guys talking. All year the buzz with the guys at work has been about what we are getting this guy because last year was so funny how he reacted via /r/Gifts https://www.reddit.com/r/Gifts/comments/9lsu9o/gag_gift_how_do_i_top_last_years_gag_gift_xmas_of/?utm_source=ifttt