#gifts - #Have a long list of sayings/jokes my dad says. Whats the best way to deliver them to him?

They're all pretty innocuous, but he will get a kick out of it. should I order them on a mug? mousepad? all suggestions welcome via /r/Gifts https://www.reddit.com/r/Gifts/comments/a788f0/have_a_long_list_of_sayingsjokes_my_dad_says/?utm_source=ifttt